It turns out that the concern about baby twigs and bitty berries being too small is a real thing, and I don’t want to poke fun too much because I understand what it’s like to be concerned about every little thing.īut at the same time, I think it’s a foregone conclusion that baby penises are small. And yet, on more than one occasion a mom or dad might pull me aside and ask if their son appeared to be “on par down there” to which I could only shrug because I have no idea what average baby penis size is, unlike, say, a pediatrician would. Baby penis is something that you may or may not have a barometer for, depending on how many baby peens total you’ve dealt with in your lifetime.Įven so, when I started watching little boys, the baby penis thing didn’t faze me I just adjusted and moved on. When you’re a woman and you have a daughter you can recognize pretty much immediately what is normal down there and whether something is amiss, because you match, for the most part.
One of the things that I never stopped to consider about women who have sons is that they have a new level of peener to contend with: baby peen.
